Bill O'Reilly Must Apologize My Revenge Fantasy Page 1 2 3 : NOW IN BLOG FORM !
In January, 2010, the famous journalist, Mr. Bill O'Reilly accused me of being a homicidal maniac that was going to kill my beloved family in the middle of the night. He insulted me by calling me a WILD animal and never bothered to tell the truth, that I am a farm bred domestic diva deer, not wild.
As I write this, it is July, 2010. I am SOOOO over that pinhead Bill. I don't have fantasies about making him apologize any more, though some times I do think about what it would be like to have an entire herd of 12 point bucks trample him to a little writhing ball of egomaniacal bigoted talk show host innards. ... but I am a peace loving deer by nature. I just have to let go of my anger and hope that someday he will see the error of his ways .
As I write this, it is July, 2010. I am SOOOO over that pinhead Bill. I don't have fantasies about making him apologize any more, though some times I do think about what it would be like to have an entire herd of 12 point bucks trample him to a little writhing ball of egomaniacal bigoted talk show host innards. ... but I am a peace loving deer by nature. I just have to let go of my anger and hope that someday he will see the error of his ways .
I was his biggest fan and would enjoy watching him every night. Now, every time I turn the Factor on, I just sit and cry. I have begged him for an apology, but he won't even answer my letters. I don't know why he hates me so much -- I have even created more jobs for reporters and photographers than the entire Stimulus Bill has, at about 700 billion dollars less. I guess there is no "Fair and Balanced" news for deer, especially on a network named after a vicious carnivore like a Fox. So, I will use this page to fantasize about how I can get back at Mr. O'Reilly, until he apologizes. Of course, I really don't wish anything bad happens to him, because I really do love him. I just have a broken heart. Fortunately, my new boyfriend, Kenny, has helped me overcome my sadness. (Thank you, my little love !)
As I sit and chew my cud, I dream of ways that I can get Mr. O'Reilly to apologize...you can see them here.
Legal Disclaimer: I do not really wish any harm come to Mr. O'Reilly. He broke my heart, but I still love him. This is all just in fun. Please do not really try to hurt Mr. O'Reilly , even though he is a loud-mouthed, deer-hating, ruminant bigot. But if any of my hooved cousins happen to cross his path, you could give him a little head-butt in the behind for me, without really hurting him. As soon as "My Bill" apologizes to me, I will stop seeking revenge.
As I sit and chew my cud, I dream of ways that I can get Mr. O'Reilly to apologize...you can see them here.
Legal Disclaimer: I do not really wish any harm come to Mr. O'Reilly. He broke my heart, but I still love him. This is all just in fun. Please do not really try to hurt Mr. O'Reilly , even though he is a loud-mouthed, deer-hating, ruminant bigot. But if any of my hooved cousins happen to cross his path, you could give him a little head-butt in the behind for me, without really hurting him. As soon as "My Bill" apologizes to me, I will stop seeking revenge.