Kenny, my Facebook boyfriend.
I met a cute little goat on my Facebook circle and we have fallen in love. You can see his picture on my nightstand on my bedroom webcam. Everyone tells us it will never work...he is in Florida, I am under house arrest in Ohio because state law won't let me cross state lines. I am 5 years older than he is. He is a goat... I am a deer. Do any of these things matter when you are in love? We will find a way to make it work. My poor heart is already broken from mean Mr. Bill O'Reilly. I cannot take another heartbreak. Kenny and I have a lot in common, even though we are different species. We both have the same kind of feet. We both have four stomachs. We both like to eat roses. And, we both have a constant fear of being eaten by people
Kenny has his own facebook page and lots of goat friends that hep him do good things-- like helping out little orphaned goats and goat farmers having a hard time with their goats. He is THE BEST BFF a gal could ever have.
Kenny has his own facebook page and lots of goat friends that hep him do good things-- like helping out little orphaned goats and goat farmers having a hard time with their goats. He is THE BEST BFF a gal could ever have.