Bill was so busy last night on his show talking about totally stupid things like terrorism, the economy, and elections, he barely even looked at me. I think he wants to apologize. He doesn't really mean to hurt the feeling of a sweet little girl like me, does he? I know he just wants to apologize, he just hasn't had the chance. So, I think I have the way to fix it so he has that chance.
I have saved up some pennies from winning the Zoombak GPS Video Contest, and actually have enough to get two tickets to a two day cruise to the Bahamas. I will send him one of the tickets, with a note that a very lovely doe-eyed lady is waiting to meet him on this cruise. One that has an international following and has her own broadcast every night. Thinking he is actually going to meet Katie Couric, he will jump at the chance to meet me.
Once the cruise ship launches, I will have a steward pull the "Get to your lifeboat! The Ship was struck by a militant Beluga whale Alarm" . It's amazing what you can buy with a pack of cigarettes and a pack of gum. The steward will be so happy to get his Juicy Fruit, he will drop all the cute animals he was making out of towels and run off and pull the alarm. When Bill gets in his lifeboat, there I will be. Nothing and no one to keep him alive as he drifts at sea in shark infested waters for days but my stash of bottled water, Balvenie Scotch, Peanut M&M's and me, Dillie. If he doesn't apologize, I will just keep drinking my scotch and waters and poppin my M&M's til he is desperate for food and drink. Until his skin is blistered and bleeding from sunburn and his parched lips can barely whisper "I AM SORRY, DILLIE!!" .
Nope, nope, nope. This is not going to work. I totally forgot. I am too young to buy scotch. My mom and dad would never allow it. Maybe I can get one of the cats to let me borrow their state ID. .. This plan needs some work.
Dillie
I have saved up some pennies from winning the Zoombak GPS Video Contest, and actually have enough to get two tickets to a two day cruise to the Bahamas. I will send him one of the tickets, with a note that a very lovely doe-eyed lady is waiting to meet him on this cruise. One that has an international following and has her own broadcast every night. Thinking he is actually going to meet Katie Couric, he will jump at the chance to meet me.
Once the cruise ship launches, I will have a steward pull the "Get to your lifeboat! The Ship was struck by a militant Beluga whale Alarm" . It's amazing what you can buy with a pack of cigarettes and a pack of gum. The steward will be so happy to get his Juicy Fruit, he will drop all the cute animals he was making out of towels and run off and pull the alarm. When Bill gets in his lifeboat, there I will be. Nothing and no one to keep him alive as he drifts at sea in shark infested waters for days but my stash of bottled water, Balvenie Scotch, Peanut M&M's and me, Dillie. If he doesn't apologize, I will just keep drinking my scotch and waters and poppin my M&M's til he is desperate for food and drink. Until his skin is blistered and bleeding from sunburn and his parched lips can barely whisper "I AM SORRY, DILLIE!!" .
Nope, nope, nope. This is not going to work. I totally forgot. I am too young to buy scotch. My mom and dad would never allow it. Maybe I can get one of the cats to let me borrow their state ID. .. This plan needs some work.
Dillie
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