Wearing my 'Coppola'
Another whole week comes to a close, and still not a word from O'Reilly or his camp. Shame on you, Bill !! My sisters out there and I all agree.... this will not stand. You can NOT trash a fine lady like myself and expect to get away with it unscathed. From this point on, we call upon all the women in your life to "shun" you ! Do you hear that Laura Ingram and Megyn Kelly ? He is just using you ! Don't let this male chauvinist carnivore get away with his blatant bigotry ! He doesn't really care about you as people-- he is just using your beauty to attrack viewers and trash other ladies like me.
So, isntead of being used by him , help us-- all the sisters of the world-- get our revenge. Here's how....
As you may have seen on my webcam last week, I watched about 6 hours of the Godfather movies. and learned lots of good ways I could make O'Reilly sorry for treating me so badly. One thing in particular caught my ears-- "Lucco Brazzi sleeps with the fishes!" Surely that would be a terrible thing to do to a loudmouthed, ruminant-hating, carivorous bigot like Mr. O !! Surely that would make him apologize ! His suit would get all wet and he probably would get electrocuted from his wireless microphone.
This might be an easy one !! I will just need a little assistance from Ms. Ingram and Kelly. Laura can lure Bill into his dressing room, saying she is going to do his taxes for him. Megyn is probably already in there ironing his shirts. (That is how much respect he has for women on his show !) Laura will tell him to come in so she can show him how he can deduct his losing bet on the Colts (HAH!!) as a "business expense." Then, my girls will go into action. Megyn will clunk him on the noggin with the iron and wrap his neatly pressed custom made shirt around his head. My girl Laura will grab him by his french cuffs and hold down his hands so he cannot fight back, and he will pass out . Quick like bunnies they will wrap him in the special laundry bag we have prepared and bring him out the back door of Fox, where Ann Coulter is waiting to help load him into the back of a special Taxi. He comes to ! He starts to struggle...but Ann pulls off a stiletto heel and gives him a nice knock on the head. This Taxi will take him to the airport and get him on a special Fedex plane. Meanwhile, Megyn will take his anchor chair as the new host, so no one will be the wiser.
The Fedex lands at the Atlanta airport , where my niece and nephew are waiting. (Hi, Shannon and Jordan ! Thanks for helping me!) They unload the "parcel" and drive him to the Georgia Aquairum. There, Bill has to spend the entire night there with the elephant sharks. They do that there-- they even advertise it ! Bill, will have to "sleep with the fishes!" . By the time the janitor opens up in the morning, he will be scared witless and will be screaming-- "Please, Dillie, forgive me !" Meanwhile, Megyn has done such a great job on the show that she is offered his job, and when he returns to New York, the only job that Fox has for him is ironing Ms. Kelly's suits. Yes, this will work !!
Wait a sec.....just remembered. My niece doesn't drive !! She is only 15 and is just taking her driving lessons now. I don't think this can wait util she has her license. I will keep this plan open , tough. If he hasn't apologized by November when she turns 16, I may have to use it. Operation Fish Sleepover is a winner.
So, isntead of being used by him , help us-- all the sisters of the world-- get our revenge. Here's how....
As you may have seen on my webcam last week, I watched about 6 hours of the Godfather movies. and learned lots of good ways I could make O'Reilly sorry for treating me so badly. One thing in particular caught my ears-- "Lucco Brazzi sleeps with the fishes!" Surely that would be a terrible thing to do to a loudmouthed, ruminant-hating, carivorous bigot like Mr. O !! Surely that would make him apologize ! His suit would get all wet and he probably would get electrocuted from his wireless microphone.
This might be an easy one !! I will just need a little assistance from Ms. Ingram and Kelly. Laura can lure Bill into his dressing room, saying she is going to do his taxes for him. Megyn is probably already in there ironing his shirts. (That is how much respect he has for women on his show !) Laura will tell him to come in so she can show him how he can deduct his losing bet on the Colts (HAH!!) as a "business expense." Then, my girls will go into action. Megyn will clunk him on the noggin with the iron and wrap his neatly pressed custom made shirt around his head. My girl Laura will grab him by his french cuffs and hold down his hands so he cannot fight back, and he will pass out . Quick like bunnies they will wrap him in the special laundry bag we have prepared and bring him out the back door of Fox, where Ann Coulter is waiting to help load him into the back of a special Taxi. He comes to ! He starts to struggle...but Ann pulls off a stiletto heel and gives him a nice knock on the head. This Taxi will take him to the airport and get him on a special Fedex plane. Meanwhile, Megyn will take his anchor chair as the new host, so no one will be the wiser.
The Fedex lands at the Atlanta airport , where my niece and nephew are waiting. (Hi, Shannon and Jordan ! Thanks for helping me!) They unload the "parcel" and drive him to the Georgia Aquairum. There, Bill has to spend the entire night there with the elephant sharks. They do that there-- they even advertise it ! Bill, will have to "sleep with the fishes!" . By the time the janitor opens up in the morning, he will be scared witless and will be screaming-- "Please, Dillie, forgive me !" Meanwhile, Megyn has done such a great job on the show that she is offered his job, and when he returns to New York, the only job that Fox has for him is ironing Ms. Kelly's suits. Yes, this will work !!
Wait a sec.....just remembered. My niece doesn't drive !! She is only 15 and is just taking her driving lessons now. I don't think this can wait util she has her license. I will keep this plan open , tough. If he hasn't apologized by November when she turns 16, I may have to use it. Operation Fish Sleepover is a winner.
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